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We Didn't Go To Harvard

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray,
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio,
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television,
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe...

Dragon Day, Superman, Teagle Hall, Big Red Band,
Hunter Rawlings, Ivy Room, Too Much Beer there goes my 'cume.
Dijon Burger, Blue Light, Come Home Hammered Every Night,
Manos Diner, Theory Center, Puking In Your Dorm Room...

We didn't go to Harvard
    No it's not are style plus we don't wear argyle
We didn't....
    But upon reflection its cause we have no connections
We didn't....
    No we're not that cocky and they can't play hockey

Magic Johnson comes to town,
Workers took the pumpkin down.
Rockefeller, Auto-teller, Fun In The Sun,
Day Hall, VBR, What the hell's a whiskey bar?
Dunbar's, Rulloff's, Cornell Daily Sun,
Penn Sucks, So Does Brown, CT Jammers comes to town,
Baker Tower, Uris Hall, Take A Bus To Pyramid Mall,
CO-OP, Stealing Fruit, Grossed Out By The Fork Chute,
Freshman Chicks, Party Mix, Look At All Those Bouncing...

We didn't go to Harvard
    No we don't like Crimson and we didn't get in

Randy Stevens, Riley Robb, Drive Around In Daddy's Saab,
State Street Diner, Huey Lewis, Twenty Feet Of Snow,
Poco Loco, Stacks At Olin, Taco Bell, Ides for bowlin',
North Campus, West Campus, Aggies Learn To Hoe (Hotelies make the dough),

College Town, Friday Night, Read A Book By E.B. White,
Drink All Night, Sleep All Day, Don't Let Classes In The Way,
Louie's Lunch, Kinda Sucks, Wait In Line At Hot Truck,
Cornell Night, Slope Day, No the Waiters aren't gay.

Course Exchange, Add Drop Form, There's No Drinking In The Dorm,
Mommy says wear your fleece, Sign A Real Expensive Lease,
Six-O' Clock, Bell Tower, Get Into An After Hours,
Fake-Id, Taken Away, What Else Do I Hafta Say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We didn't go to Harvard
    No we're not complaining but it's always raining
So we go to Cornell
    It's in the middle of nowhere but we really don't care
Here we are at Cornell
    We don't go to classes, we just sit on our asses
Here we are.....
    Such diversity in one university
Here....
    no we're not complaining but it's always raining
Here...
    And when we are gone, it'll still go on and on and on and on and on and on
and on and on and on